Favourite Quotes

1. Aye, the haggis is in the fire now for sure.

2. I dannae is she can take any more, Captain!

3. You can't mix matter and anti-matter cold!

4. They called the Enterprise a garbage scow!

5. I cannot change the laws of physics, Captain! A've got to have thirty minutes.

6. Laddy, don't you think you should... rephrase that??

7. You mind your place, or you'll be wearin' concrete galoshes.

8. N... C... C... 1... 7... 0... 1. No bloody A, B, C or D!

9. Admiral...there be whales here!

10. Any man who could perform such a feat, I wo'd na dare disappoint. She'll launch on time. And she'll be ready.

11. Are ya daft lad.

12. This jurry-rigging won't last for long.

13. I've giv'n her all she's got captain, an' I canna give her no more.