Favourite Quotes

1. He's dead, Jim.

2. By golly, Jim - I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!

3. Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little known, seldom used, reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!

4. I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist.
I'm a doctor, not an engineer!
I'm a doctor, not a mechanic.
I'm a doctor, not an escalator!
I'm a doctor, not a magician!
I'm a doctor, not a coal-miner!

5. Don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.

6. Are you out of your Vulcan mind??

7. I'm not a magician, I'm just an old country doctor.

8. If you treat her like a lady, she'll always bring you home.

9. Well, what do you know. I finally got the last word.

10. Logic! My God, the man's talking about logic! We're talking about universal Armageddon!

11. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.

12. My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I "peek," it's in the line of duty.

13. Shut up, Spock. We're rescuing you!